SUNG TO THE TUNE OF 'HAVA NAGILA'
(SOME JEWISH TRADITIONAL PIECE):

How would,
You like,
My finger in your ear? (Repeat)

Oh no, not bloody likely,
Not bloody likely, not bloody likely - Oi!

(The first verse (repeated) is spoken/shouted with a finger raised in the air. The second verse is sung whilst dancing around in a circle with finger raised skyward giving an extra thrust upon singing `Oi!'.)

The complex syntactical feel of the lyrics with the juxtaposition of the choreography lends the haunting melody of this opus, which has rocketted to the top of the NH4 charts. To put it another way, even a p****d hasher can manage to do this one.

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF 'DOE, REY, ME'
(FROM THE HIT MUSICAL 'THE SOUND OF MUSIC')

 

Pastourma is Cypriot sausage
Fetta is the local cheese,
Sheftalia is sausage as well,
Souvla is just fatty meat.
Tavvas is made with pork and wine,
Afelia's pretty much the same
Souvlakia's what we call kebab
Which will bring us back to
Pas-tour-ma, and...

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF 'KNEES UP MOTHER BROWN'.

Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
You ate all the pies!

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF `OH I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE'

Oh we do like to hash in Nicosia,
Oh we do like to follow all the trails,
Oh we do like to check out where the route has gone,
And call other hashers with an ON ON ON.

Oh we do like to hash in Nicosia,
Oh we do like to follow all the trails,
'cos when we arrive back here
Well then we drink our pints of beer,
'cos we are hashers from Nicosia.

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF 'THE OLD GREY MARE'.

The old brown cow went pffftz against the wall,
The old brown cow went pffftz against the wall,
The old brown cow went pffftz against the wall,
And the wall was covered in SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!

 

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