Dingbat's Disgusting Ditty

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "CAISSONS GO ROLLING ALONG"
(Many thanks to Eric Rosenberg of Kirkegaard Associates for taking the time to "Name That Tune". Now if somebody could tell me what a Caisson is....):


You can tell by the smell,
That she isn't very well,
When the end of the month comes around.

(Chorus)
And its hi hi hey, in the tampax factory,
Ring out your orders loud and clear,
Large ones, small ones, medium size and round,
We've got a tammy to fit your fanny,
When the end of the month comes around.

You can tell by the taste,
That it isn't salmon paste,
When the end of the month comes around.

You can tell by the itching,
That the little eggs are hatching,
When the end of the month comes around.

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