SUNG?? TO THE BATMAN THEME:

Dagga, Dagga, Dagga, Dagga,
Dagga, Dagga, Dagga, Dagga,
Hashman.

Dagga, Dagga, Dagga, Dagga, Dagga, Dagga, Dagga, Dagga, Hashman
Dagga, Dagga, Dagga, Dagga, Dagga, Dagga, Dagga, Dagga, HASHMAN!!

The first verse is sung?? very quietly, the second verse loudly and the final verse as loudly as is possible, at the same time accompanied by vigorous arm gestures while jumping up and down.

For male hashers:
He's alright,
He's alright,
He's got a little willy,
But he's alright.


For female hashers:
She's alright,
She's alright,
A little flat-chested,
But she's alright.

Songs are an integral part of the circle led by the R.A. after the run.

A few of the songs are used to mark particular occasions. These are:

And the Hairs - for the Hares of the Week

Four and Twenty Virgins - for the virgins of the week

Balls to Mr. Bengelstein - for the last to pay

As I Was on the Hash Tonight - for anyone who has taken a fall during the run

 

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "CAISSONS GO ROLLING ALONG"
(Many thanks to Eric Rosenberg of Kirkegaard Associates for taking the time to "Name That Tune". Now if somebody could tell me what a Caisson is....):


You can tell by the smell,
That she isn't very well,
When the end of the month comes around.

(Chorus)
And its hi hi hey, in the tampax factory,
Ring out your orders loud and clear,
Large ones, small ones, medium size and round,
We've got a tammy to fit your fanny,
When the end of the month comes around.

You can tell by the taste,
That it isn't salmon paste,
When the end of the month comes around.

You can tell by the itching,
That the little eggs are hatching,
When the end of the month comes around.

The Mayor of Bayswater’s Daughter (aka And The Hairs of Her Dicky-Di-Doe

And the hairs (and the hairs)
And the hairs (and the hairs)
And the hairs of her dicky-di-doe
Hang down to her knees.
One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on
to show us the way.

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